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to steal or jack from another
I think I'm gonna thieve that kid's iPod.
thieve by Collin Walch December 19, 2007
Someone who moves another individual's possessions closer to the individual without their consent.
"Hey Ethan, I put your keys next to you on the couch"
"Ethan, you fucking thieve!"
thieve by Brady Ovens August 21, 2016

vinesweeper thieve

A player in RuneScape that steals your seeds while you haven't flagged the patch with seed.
1. That vinesweeper thieve stole all my seeds. I spent my time for nothing.

2. Noob thieve stole my seeds. Dumb noob

BOBOS THIEVE 

we shout" THERE HE IS!!! GET 'EM!!!!"
hes like oh nooo he hopes in bobos chariot and tries to get away
but bobo cant pull him so bobos back snaps
then we deck him and his back goes 'snap'
Z<-----his back
and then when hes almost dead we say " COME ON!!! GET UP U SON OF A BITCH!!!"
and u bust ur foot in his mouth then the oldman turns him over and freebies him then slip n' slide then asscrack rip
i shit in his mouth then we put him in a well and u shit on him
then the robber bleeds out his ears!!!
We kicked bobs thieves ass. his ass is bleeding.
BOBOS THIEVE by Sean BOB December 5, 2003

Theveganteacher 

Theveganteacher is a bitch who bully’s disabled people

TheVeganTeacher 

A women who has no knowledge of being a vegan, and forces her veganism among others.
TheVeganTeacher : Eating Animals is wrong, mcdonalds.
TheVeganTeacher by S_Oscar_S October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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