theoitis 

u hav theoitis when u suffer a long period of stupidity and stupid decsion making

guy 1)haha u c bill he just ran into a wall
guy 2)u cant blame him he has theoitis

theoitis by hunternator August 19, 2006

Thesitis 

A condition that plagues university students who are suffering from an impending thesis deadline. Students who suffer from thesitis may suffer from loss of social contact and norms, over use products such as espresso shots, coffee, red bull, 5 hour energy, and adderall. Students may also experience long bouts of sleepless nights, and all-nighters.

I'm pretty sure that there are jars on urine with my name on them in the library because I haven't left the same spot for three days due to thesitis

Thesitis by Mad dog of the Northeast April 29, 2011

theotissb 

A man with a huge cock

I wish my boyfriend was a theotissb

theotissb by jakil352 April 1, 2017

theotisimus 

Theotisimus is an Ancient Greek god who has a pet dog named Philis, a son named ckarl and a brother named gabotisimus. He is rich in the ancient currency of medals

Have you met John? He’s as cool as theotisimus

theotisimus by TheotisimusDescendant November 18, 2020

theotisha 

A tall voluptuous, curvy woman who thinks to highly of herself. She believes everyone loves her and are too scared to come up to her because of her beauty. This is farther than the truth. She is very easy and will take advantage of any person who allows her. She is known to have multiple sugar daddy's at one given time and feel the need to talk about herself 24/7. Don't be a theotisha.

Gosh theotisha is so full of herself.

You are such a theotisha.

theotisha by Go.Go.Gadget January 1, 2014

Theotis 

Theotis is usually a guy who likes girls but they dont like him back mainly because of his looks, he is not the best looking guy. His nose is like a shotgun barrel, he looks like a beetle, he think he is the shit but in reality he is poop. Although he is a ugly dude Theotis can also be a hoe ass friend who talks shit all day.

"That dude name is Theotis. He must think he is a god or something."
"Tell me about he ugly asf."
"Look at his bitch ass tryna rip"

Theotis by UglyAssNigga March 9, 2016