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theoitis 

u hav theoitis when u suffer a long period of stupidity and stupid decsion making
guy 1)haha u c bill he just ran into a wall
guy 2)u cant blame him he has theoitis
theoitis by hunternator August 19, 2006
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Thesitis 

A condition that plagues university students who are suffering from an impending thesis deadline. Students who suffer from thesitis may suffer from loss of social contact and norms, over use products such as espresso shots, coffee, red bull, 5 hour energy, and adderall. Students may also experience long bouts of sleepless nights, and all-nighters.
I'm pretty sure that there are jars on urine with my name on them in the library because I haven't left the same spot for three days due to thesitis

theotissb 

A man with a huge cock
I wish my boyfriend was a theotissb
theotissb by jakil352 April 1, 2017

theotisimus 

Theotisimus is an Ancient Greek god who has a pet dog named Philis, a son named ckarl and a brother named gabotisimus. He is rich in the ancient currency of medals
Have you met John? He’s as cool as theotisimus
theotisimus by TheotisimusDescendant November 18, 2020

theotisha 

A tall voluptuous, curvy woman who thinks to highly of herself. She believes everyone loves her and are too scared to come up to her because of her beauty. This is farther than the truth. She is very easy and will take advantage of any person who allows her. She is known to have multiple sugar daddy's at one given time and feel the need to talk about herself 24/7. Don't be a theotisha.
Gosh theotisha is so full of herself.

You are such a theotisha.
theotisha by Go.Go.Gadget January 1, 2014
Theotis is usually a guy who likes girls but they dont like him back mainly because of his looks, he is not the best looking guy. His nose is like a shotgun barrel, he looks like a beetle, he think he is the shit but in reality he is poop. Although he is a ugly dude Theotis can also be a hoe ass friend who talks shit all day.
"That dude name is Theotis. He must think he is a god or something."
"Tell me about he ugly asf."
"Look at his bitch ass tryna rip"
Theotis by UglyAssNigga March 9, 2016
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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