Theotisimus is an Ancient Greek god who has a pet dog named Philis, a son named ckarl and a brother named gabotisimus. He is rich in the ancient currency of medals
A tall voluptuous, curvy woman who thinks to highly of herself. She believes everyone loves her and are too scared to come up to her because of her beauty. This is farther than the truth. She is very easy and will take advantage of any person who allows her. She is known to have multiple sugar daddy's at one given time and feel the need to talk about herself 24/7. Don't be a theotisha.
Theotis is usually a guy who likes girls but they dont like him back mainly because of his looks, he is not the best looking guy. His nose is like a shotgun barrel, he looks like a beetle, he think he is the shit but in reality he is poop. Although he is a ugly dude Theotis can also be a hoe ass friend who talks shit all day.
"That dude name is Theotis. He must think he is a god or something."
"Tell me about he ugly asf."
"Look at his bitch ass tryna rip"
The existentialist fear that communication is nothing but coincidence. The disconnect between a speaker and the listener caused by the human condition of individuality.
As a child I was overwhelmed by Theorisbat: I suddenly became paranoid that no-one actually understood anything I said and likewise, I didn't actually understand anything they said but had invented their language in my head, and they were humoring me by letting me participate like a normal person in society.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"