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thelping 

the action where you take a wad of fabric and go at it until your dick gets rugburn.
“That guy is totally thelping in the bathroom.”

“Who in the right mind would do that shit?”
thelping by brysontime December 17, 2024
When a guy or girl dates or talks frequently with somebody with severe mental issues. Especially people who are emotionally manipulative and will use their mental illness as a leverage to keep you in the relationship (e.g: “I’m going to kill myself if you dump me”). People who are therping believe that they are therapists and that they are going to magically cure or help this person, which they will of course not. If a friend is caught therping it is recommended to sit them down and calmly explain how they are being manipulated.
“Bjorn is therping so hard right now, does he really believe he’s gonna save that girls life?”
Therping by humphrey da god September 10, 2019
Trolling+helping
Answering questions (sometimes stupid) people may have with a tinge of humor and sarcasm.
David asked ,"Why is my internet off?'
Tokolozi answered," lol, turn it on then."
Tokolozi was trelping David.
Trelping by Wormholigan November 23, 2020
To troll while helping in the most roundabout way possible.
Ayy Jeff wut day is it,? It's 85 days after January 1st

Wut, stop trelping me man.
trelping by Wobblymint April 20, 2015

Theeping 

The act of thinking while sleeping. An intellectual nap.
Last night, I solved a complex problem in my sleep; it was a clear case of theeping, where my mind worked out the solution while I was dreaming.
Theeping by Egg1001 December 19, 2023

Thelqing 

The act of absolutely threading your rooster in a slimey manner
Johnny addicted to thelqing himself
Thelqing by JiggaboHunter88 March 8, 2024
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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