Thelqing 

The act of absolutely threading your rooster in a slimey manner

Johnny addicted to thelqing himself

Thelqing by JiggaboHunter88 March 8, 2024

Thelping 

The act of hitting an object or person repetitively with a somewhat soft, spongy object, e.g a rubber chicken, foam sword, or a cat.

I'd simply had enough of his dry jokes, so I picked up the christmas turkey and gave that kid a good thelping. I haven't heard him tell another one since.

Thelping by JovialParoxysm September 16, 2013

thelping 

the action where you take a wad of fabric and go at it until your dick gets rugburn.

“That guy is totally thelping in the bathroom.”

“Who in the right mind would do that shit?”

thelping by brysontime December 17, 2024