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Maya: the greatest ship in the world
thelios by PissterInTheCup March 20, 2021
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Toeliosis 

When a person has ugly, crooked toes that cross over each other
OMG, Dude!! You have toeliosis!!
Toeliosis by DavidinKY April 22, 2011

TheLostSoul 

Someone incapable of making money the way everyone else does, eventually getting down on their hands and knees begging for minimum wage. You can normally find this person on "Dank Memer" making fun of the poor while they themselves are broke.
"That TheLostSoul guy is such a petty guy. I wish he'd just shut up already and learn to make money himself."
TheLostSoul by DipN'Drop (TLS) February 25, 2023

TheListo 

The List of Many Names : TheListo
A Great overlord of many games and websites. Where he goes no one else knows except for the community of Dan-Ball, especially Theshadowlord and his gay slave Dhoom.
TheListo - Omnipotent
TheListo by TheListo October 25, 2010

v-teliosums 

system of measurement for the amount of weed you have.
v-teliosums consists of:
i have:
-a little= a bowl
-some= 2 joints
-a nick= blunt
-dime= 2 blunts+ bowl
-dub= enough for the whole night
-0= a grip
-more then 0= where da partys at.
v-teliosums by dayg0 January 15, 2008

Toeliosis 

When someone has some fucked up looking toes that should never see the light of day.
Damn! That dude in the sandals has toeliosis!
Toeliosis by Erocypsi May 9, 2016
Thélio aka starboy is the chosen one in the greek mythology. He is so damn sexy and cool that everybody want to look like him or marry him. He is in fact the perfect modern lover.
"I love this guy he has a Thélio vibe, oh my lord he is so sweet and sexy !"
Thélio by Billy is da boi June 6, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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