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Thejan is person who cares and worries about his loved ones. He's the kind of a person to be there for you no matter what the situation is , he's the kinda guy every girl dreams of , he's the best thing you could ever ask for . He always keeps his promises , never break trust , you can always rely on him. He can do anything he wants ! He has a reason for everything he's doing
He's my comfort zone !

He can be someone's whole life
His thejan is my everything <3
Thejan by Your minji November 21, 2021
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You are like Thejan
Thejan by anonymous November 25, 2021
a complete idiot who isn’t really good at math
Don’t be a thejan
thejan by pineapple apple November 22, 2021
Some people used to be like thejan in there work history
Thejan by Listababe November 23, 2021

Thejamsthatjiminneeds 

Thejamsthatjiminneeds or Azariah Smith is a cool and funny kpop tiktoker
Stan @thejamsthatjiminneeds or else you hate Felix

themangokid 

A twitch streamer that plays whatever he feels like playing.
TheMangoKid played Brawlhala.
themangokid by thechilldylan November 25, 2020

Theranos 

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.
I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!
Theranos by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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