Definitions by fluvial

Bracket 

English slang term for vagina

Alright darling, fancy a smash in the bracket?

Bracket by fluvial September 18, 2011

BUSU 

Bag up before you slag up, the most important mnemonic for any young men going out on the prowl. Remember to wear a raincoat before you tup skanky women.

If you're going out don't forget to BUSU, bag up before you slag up

BUSU by fluvial September 13, 2011

McDonaldization 

n. The process causing one's shit to become soft and abnormally malodorous as a direct consequence of eating at a McDonalds restaurant.

No I don't wanna "go large", McDonaldization is occurring in my colon already.

McDonaldization by fluvial March 4, 2010

The Facebook Paradigm 

The logic which has developed as a direct consequence of the impact facebook and other social networking sites has on society. Meaningful relationships are undermined as friends are reduced to contacts which are to be collected as commodities in the attempt to appear cool.

The pervasiveness of this ideology legitimates the increasing transience of social relationships.
In layman's terms it becomes cool to have a vast pool of contacts requiring too much time and effort to properly maintain. As such the people worthy of an individual's time and effort are determined by the rewards that come with associating with that individual.

I don't care how many facebook friends you have, I don't buy into the facebook paradigm.

The Facebook Paradigm by fluvial March 4, 2010