The manliest US President of all Time.
Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.

Theodore Roosevelt had his wife and child dead on the same day. :(

Theodore Roosevelt by Sgt. Nexel March 3, 2020

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Theodore Roosevelt

The twenty-sixth President of the United States. He became President of the United States at the age of 42. One of the best Presidents this country has had. Made the U.S. into a world power by constructing the Panama Canal. Fought against monopolies and big business. Teddy also settled coal strike of 1902. Recieved a Medal of Honor for his role in the Spanish-American war and was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for helping negotiate the end of the Russo-Japanese War.

As Theodore Roosevelt once said "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

Theodore Roosevelt by Domingoooo March 4, 2008

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Woobiehn Theodore Kim

Professional model, voted Time Magazine's sexiest man of the year for three years in a row, 2005, 2006, and 2007. He is most know for the invention of the teddy bear, based off a self-portrait taken in 1996. Competes in professional beauty pageants and has won 17 to date. This is mainly due to his extreme facial expressions and his trademark speedo, which he orders one size to small to show off his junk. He is Asian.

Man, I wish i was as sexy as Woobiehn Theodore Kim!

Woobiehn Theodore Kim by Smith, D. March 17, 2008

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Sir Theodore the third

Classy Gordon Ramsey but Black.

person 1: who'll judge our food?
person 2: Shit, it's Sir Theodore the Third.

Sir Theodore the third by Jack Vernart November 26, 2020

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