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The Breadstick Maneuver 

The tactical act of munching down cloves of raw garlic prior to engaging in oral sex, with intentions of giving the man super stink dick and scaring away any future potential females (if the female is of higher noble status she may top off the blowjob with a clove of fresh basil and a murmuring of the words "les bijoux de famille")
I had this clairvoyance that Chad was fooling around with other woman behind my back, so I pulled the Breadstick Maneuver.
The Breadstick Maneuver by CF19 January 25, 2019

Eating The Breadstick

A phrase oftenly used by schoolchildren. It is a "code" among fellow class mates. It is most commonly used to refer to one or more children sliding on support beams found in or around the school.
Ricky: Hey dude!! Guess what i just did!
Tommy: I have no idea. What was it?
Ricky: I was eating the breadstick and almost got caught!!
Tommy: DAAAAAAYUM!!

The Babylonian Breadstick 

A sexual act where sandpaper is rubbed on the man's penis until it bleeds before penetration
Rob: Dude, my girlfriend did The Babylonian Breadstick on me last night.
Mike: Really, how was it?
Rob: It hurt like hell!

Cancel the Breadsticks 

Phrase originated in Phoenix, Arizona. This saying applies when one has decided to pursue a course of action that differs from what was previously planned. It also applies when changing the subject of a conversation that has either been interrupted by someone whom you don't want included in the conversation or that has become uninteresting to one of the parties.
- "Yo, that girl Shelly is crazy... did you hear what went on between her and Mark?

- "Nah man let's hear it."

- "It's crazy man, over the weekend..."

<One member of the conversation sees Shelly approaching>

- "Whoa. Cancel the breadsticks on that one."