He claimed he got caught up in looking for a book, but you could tell by his cramped right hand and wobbly knees that he'd been waxing the yogurt maker instead.

waxing the yogurt maker by Bejay Hyker March 29, 2004

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stirring the yogurt

Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.

"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."

stirring the yogurt by userbits March 7, 2010

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Throw out the yogurt

To break up with someone.

Should we throw out the yogurt? This clearly isn't working.

Throw out the yogurt by anandroidid April 20, 2018

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hand-start the yogurt thrower

to engage in self-arousal techniques; to masturbate

"I walked in on Allan, and he was totally hand-starting the yogurt thrower.

hand-start the yogurt thrower by Brian September 5, 2004

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Put the yogurt in the parfait

Simply means to have sex

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Put the yogurt in the parfait by LilRobbie_1 September 18, 2016

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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