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The constant, massive flow of data being exchanged through the internet which is a world of its own.
Josh is stuck in the Wired. He's torrenting a game, checking Reddit and Metafilter, tweeting and chatting on four different clients.

Sometimes I have trouble telling the Wired and the real world apart.
the Wired by hataraxia August 22, 2011

Wired to the T 

1.Going all out and having a good time.
2.Being completely gone mainly off alcohol
wired to the t, i got the whole club, wired to the t, man hold up, wired to the t, if i like it I'm gonna throw dubs
Wired to the T by TILAAATEQUILAAA February 13, 2010

wired-to-the-tits 

An adjective indicating an extreme degree of inebriation beyond safety, reason and/or consciousness.
Jose Contreras: Daamn, I was wired-to-the-tits drunk last night.
Bruce Lee: No shit, you were hitting on motherfucking livestock by the end of the night.

wired to the moon 

That guy's nae real, he's wired to the moon
wired to the moon by wanderer September 11, 2003

wired on the night 

1. A state of hyperactivity or generally feeling high and possibly not functioning normally due to staying awake for too long

2. Feeling very awake despite it being late

3. Not being able to sleep due to not feeling tired
"I've slept so little, I can't even understand the definition of this phrase on urban dictionary so I'm looking at the example because I'm so wired on the night!"

wired to the moon 

Scottish (Glaswegian) - high on drugs, mainly associated with neds and schemies esp. temazapam (jellies), valium, base and cheap ecstasy.
Aye man that punter's wired to the moon and if he doesn't shut it he'll get a burst mooth man - pass the buckie.
wired to the moon by ScottW April 26, 2006
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