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The willy wonka 

verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.
I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
The willy wonka by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007

the willy nelson 

an inescapable wrestling move

used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class

derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"
Oh shit! He's got'em in the willy nelson
the willy nelson by zee pwnzer December 28, 2007

The Willy Wonka 

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.
I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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The Willy Wonka by Briano R February 21, 2017

kickin' the willy bobo 

What you get into last night?

Nothing. Just shootin the breeze, kickin' the willy bobo.

whip the willy 

whip the willy by Dave January 15, 2004

play the willy banjo 

A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).
Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.
play the willy banjo by The Strut October 12, 2004