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Bear in the Wilderness 

A female who had sexual relations with 99.99% of your male friends, and attempts to get with the .001% of your male friends at your party. Most likely has an std and will pass it on to unsuspecting friends. Is like a bear, and will eat as much meat as possible to survive.
You're about to hook up with that michelle girl. You're gonna Bear in the Wilderness???

Catching the Wild Turkey 

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you. (Having sex)
Michael was catching the wild turkey over at Lindsey's the other night.

Catching the Wild Turkey 

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken
"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"

making the wild ox moan

Having energetic and very noisy sex.
She: Wow, the people in the room next to us are really going at it! You can probably hear them in the lobby.

He: Yep, they're sure making the wild ox moan!

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the best Zelda game since Ocarina of Time. It won the Game of the Year award in the Game Awards 2017 and 163 other media outlets.
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is playable on the Nintendo Wii U and the Nintendo Switch.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 

The first zelda game for the nintendo switch, it has gotten 10/10's on more than 10 websites, though it does have flaws, much like the ending, it is a universally acclaimed game.

Its open world allows you to defeat the final boss with nothing but a sword, that means no pants or shirt if you so please.

It is considered the greatest zelda game in all of nintendo's history, seconded to only ocarina of time.
It does have a counterpart though, that being Horizon zero - out of ten - dawn, the similarities are that they are both open world games, have bows and robots, but thats where the similarities end.
Hey dude! Wanna play that new The Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wild? I heard its awesome!
Pffft, that overhyped trash, its like a downscaled version of horizon zero dawn!
Dude, horizon has no similarities to breath of the wild, plus this one has 10/10's on everything
Says the nintendo fanboy!
get out.