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the welsh 

people from wales.
untrustworthy sheep shaggers who are all of their tits on magic mushrooms.
the welsh by Baa Baa scared sheep August 22, 2003
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The Welsh See-saw 

A sex position involving two women and a man. The man sits in between two women in a doggy position, with a strap-on tied to his back. Whilst thrusting into the woman in front, the man will lean back and using the strap-on thrust into the girl behind. Rinse, repeat.
I heard about this new sex position, it’s called the welsh see-saw, we NEED to try it!

The Welsh Catapult 

Noun. A game in which men compete to see who can throw a watermelon from the farthest distance into a female's vagina.
"Andy, last night I got 125 feet in the Welsh Catapult."
"I heard Max got 130."

The welsh shepherd 

Having sex with a girl & her mother on separately occasions.
Eric did ‘the welsh shepherd’ by having the mutton and the lamb.
The welsh shepherd by TM&EH January 17, 2018

The welsh snogghole 

When a man makes out with a bin in front of his girlfriend, mistaking it for her while being drunk.
Q: Have you ever tried the Slovakian traffic cone?
A: no, but he went full the welsh snogghole on me the other night.

Doing the welsh

Compulsively lying and exaggerating, seeking attention with bullshit.
Devin said he had 70 grand to blow on a car but he was just doing the welsh

I pretended I crashed my street bike for attention but I was just doing the welsh
Doing the welsh by Callingitasitis November 11, 2014

The Frankie Welsh

The act of repeatedly saying "6-7" while you put your fat belly on her back and bang her doggy.
"Yo, she's a freak! She literally asked me to hit the Frankie Welsh last night!"
The Frankie Welsh by emceeparkour October 20, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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