the washing machine

When performing the act of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and the woman goes into seizures and shakes on your "member" like a washing machine would.

That girl shook the washing machine all over me.

by Hsimpsons13 April 29, 2006

On the washing machine

A form of masturbation for women, In which they turn the washing machine on the sit on it. Most likely used during the spin cycle. Which on an uneven load can cause the machine to vibrate more.

Sarah sure loves spending time on the washing machine.

by clapyourhands October 14, 2010

washing machine

the thing that washes ur clothes!

Yo this washing machine is broken look at them suds!

by Jay Jeeva May 13, 2005

Washing Machine

It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick

Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE

by Chadagonia March 15, 2015

Washing Machine

It’s a machine... that washes... tf.

Chore: Landry goes in the washing machine and washes it.

by Witherstorm April 14, 2021

Washing machine.

For washing clothes

Washing machine.

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 04, 2020

washing machine

When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.

Oh my god, he was a washing machine, I had to fake it to make him stop!

by Olivia E November 05, 2006