Definitions by chernobylspice

Gorilla in the washing machine. 

cunnilingus: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris

My favorite euphemism for cunnilingus is 'gorilla in the washing machine.'

Gorilla in the washing machine. by chernobylspice December 11, 2003

canadian flag 

What Americans attach to their backpacks/suitcases/purses/bags while in Europe, especially France. Used to disguise identity or in hopes that any sort of harassment will be dissuaded. Usually in small iron-on patch form.

Look at that guy with the Canadian Flag...who does he think he's kidding?

canadian flag by chernobylspice December 11, 2003

Ass Man

Short for Assistant Manager

Guess who the new Ass Man is?
or
Look who just got promoted to Ass Man.

Ass Man by chernobylspice December 10, 2003

snowdropper 

A person who steals women’s underwear off clothes lines and masturbates into them.

My underwear have gone missing off the line, I really hope they didn't end up with a showdropper.

snowdropper by chernobylspice December 10, 2003

bathroops!

1.v. the act of accidentally walking in to the opposite gender bathroom.
2.n. One who repetedly accidentally enters the wrong restroom. (bathrooper)

1. dude, I just totally bathrooped. Man I feel like an ass.
2. I am such a bathrooper. I need to learn to read the little pictograms better.

bathroops! by chernobylspice October 9, 2003