the trousers

The Mrs, the wife, the girlfriend, the trousers wearer in the house.

"Will you please ask the trousers if you can come to the pub at the weekend?"

by BlindNinja June 19, 2007

Wears the trousers

Wearing the trousers is a reference to a man being in charge and when a woman wears the trousers she is the one in charge because trousers were traditionally worn by men who were traditionally the ones in charge

Blake may seem bossy , but it's Lisa that really wears the trousers in that relationship .

by hans_hatseflats January 27, 2021

Punch Up The Trousers

A gay man who hides his sexuality and acts straight.

" See that man at the bar" " i think he is a punch up the trousers"

by fitchy jnr December 19, 2021

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Justin the trouser shrimp

A man with a small penis. His name is Justin because it’s only ever just in. His penis is like a shrimp; very small and often a bit smelly.

I had sex with Justin the trouser shrimp tonight! At least I think I did....

by Jock S January 25, 2018

south of the border trouser marauder

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.

Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball

by butt weasel September 1, 2003

artisan of the Italian trouser snake

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.

You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.

by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011