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stan the tran
a bearded hod carrier from bognor regis that wears his girlfriends tights to work and never cleans shovel
Stanley why are you wearing tights? "cos i like the feel of them round my micro willy and my tiny balls and Hannah made me !" hence the name stan the tran!
stan the tran by mr cod September 3, 2022
Taken by the Trance
When you're driving on the highway with your mom on the freeway and after an hour of silence subtly whispering ''The Trance is taking me'' while your hands slowly release the wheel.
Taken by the Trance by mikkell8 February 23, 2019
The Orange Trance
An Aura emitted by Gabby Davis that seems to lure in Men at any means. Any individual is subject to the orange trance and a tolerance is induced only by an elementary school friendship with the trancers younger sibling, in some new cases however this even fails. The Trancer denies any existance of a trance. This denial may be due to the fact that the trance isn't confirmed as an intentional act. When one enters this orange trance the trancer becomes their one and only priority. Many Victims are left scarred for life. To this date the Orange Trance has no cure and all victims are completely fucked!
The Orange Trance by AssFlag3 September 2, 2009
Tranquilize the Anaconda
Tranquilize the Anaconda by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018
The horse tranquilizer
When a male humanoid who breathes oxygen mixes their semen with cyanide or a different known posion, this sexual act is typically done in BDSM, and it is required to do this with a female above 400 pounds in weight. It is also legal in all 50 states
"Hey, UKNOWN HUMAN SPECIMEN, have you seen OTHER UNKNOWN HUMAN?"
"Yeah, I gave IT the horse tranquilizer!"
"Yeah, I gave IT the horse tranquilizer!"
The horse tranquilizer by Yesman64 April 4, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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