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the toronto 

A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.

It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.

The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
Me and four hosers got into the Toronto last night, and now it burns when I pee.
the toronto by The iron horse May 31, 2016
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The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!
Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!
The Toronto Goatee by Booby42 September 21, 2023

The Toronto Tandem Jump 

The Toronto tandem jump is a sexual act performed during a threesome that involves two males and one female. The smaller male of the two allows the larger male to penetrate his anus, and then proceed to lift him up and fuck him into the girl.
Dude last night I got the best of both worlds when we did the Toronto Tandem jump.

A penis and a vagina? You must have been lost in a carnal nirvana.

Ya and he made us both bleed.

The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!
Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!
The Toronto Goatee by Booby42 September 21, 2023

The University of Toronto Schools 

An academically centred private high school in Canada (Grade 7 to 12). Has the advantage of not having child molesters under their payroll (Upper Canada College!). Regularly wins in everything besides sports (exempting girls sports, and swimming).
Contains four houses: Althouse, Cody, Crawford, Lewis. These houses contain roughly one fourth of the school each.
It also has the advantage of MPGC, the greatest club ever. Why? Well, you can play computer games.

Alex Ling is so damn hot.

The Young Gunz (Toronto Raptors)

Up and coming basketball talents out of the Toronto Raptors that include notable basketball players Demar Derozan, Sonny Weems & Amir Johnson who are ready to take the NBA by storm
The Young Gunz (Toronto Raptors)

random nba fan: "Dude who are those high flying, dunking talented motherfuckers of the Toronto Raps?!?!"

toronto raptor fan: "DUDE THEY'RE THE YOUNG GUNZ!!"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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