The Thicks

Uncontrollable shit that is heavy and thick. The opposite of The Shits.

Damn, I had The Thicks all day yesterday! I think I dropped 10 pounds!

The Thicks by The Jenz March 6, 2010

Sickness for the thickness 

Drawn to women with some meat on their bones.

When he saw the waitress, curvy body and big tits. He smiled and said I have sickness for the thickness.

Sickness for the thickness by Doc Tim October 15, 2017

The Thickness

Genitalia area. Referring to primarily the penis. Usually said while pointing to or suggesting towards the crotch.

Made famous on American Dad by Stan.

"Maybe tonight I'll introduce her to THE THICKNESS!"

The Thickness by xCosmicWizardx March 17, 2012

into the thick of it

INTO THE THICK OF IT WE'RE TRAMPLING THROUGH THE BUSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!
😟😛😈🤑🙀💅🐸🌝🔥🍅🤸 ♂️🏜🛌
an iconic song from the "Backyardigans" it gained popularity on the app tiktok you may have heard it before but the app is very unpopular anyways... the singers are the 5 characters Tyrone Uniqua Tasha Pablo and Austin they all use their wonderful singing voices and talent to come together and create a wonderful song that brought grace and holy-ness to us fellow listener pray the Backyardigans

Into the thick of it
Into the thick of it
Into the thick of it (ugh)
We're tramping through the bush
On and on, we push
Into the thick of it
But we can't see where we're going
We've made a stellar start to find our jungles heart
But all we'll find is nothing if we can't see where we're going
Into the thick of it
Into the thick of it
Into the thick of it
But we can't see where we're going
Into the thick of it
Into the thick of it
Into the thick of it
But we can't see where we're going (ugh)
The jungle's kind of tricky, the path is never straight
And sometimes there's no path at all, which makes it hard to navigate
Although the jungle's thick, we're moving through it quick
But that won't do us any good if we're going around in circles
Into the thick of it
Into the thick of it
Into the thick of it
We're going 'round in circles (ugh)
These trees look so familiar
We've been here once before
You're right, except it wasn't once
It was three times or four
Stuck in the thick of it
Stuck in the thick of it
Stuck in the thick of it
We've gone around in circles

into the thick of it by pinga_ June 4, 2021

witness the thickness 

Bearing witness to a particularly pleasant ass, which is both fit and capable of strenous activity.

Damn Holmes, witness the thickness!
(As a woman with an attractive rear end walks by.)
Indeed Watson, quite an assadocious young lady...

witness the thickness by emilygoo July 27, 2006

down with the thickness 

1. A dude that is really into fat chicks
2. A chick with a lot of fat.

1. "Wow, check her out. HOT!"

"You mean the chick holding the big-mac? Sorry, bro, i'm not down with the thickness"
2. "That chick scarfing the big-mac is really down with the thickness."

down with the thickness by creeky-creak the freak January 29, 2010

The thickening 

When a man or woman begins to expand bone density while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)

“If you buy that Rolex make sure you get extra links your wrist has thickened!”

“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”

“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”

The thickening by Judgerichie November 8, 2017