witness the thickness

Bearing witness to a particularly pleasant ass, which is both fit and capable of strenous activity.
Damn Holmes, witness the thickness!
(As a woman with an attractive rear end walks by.)
Indeed Watson, quite an assadocious young lady...
by emilygoo July 27, 2006
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assadocious

Possessing an overly proud ass; bragging about the excess of ass.
All the boys flocked to Liz because she was so Assadocious; her ass was thick and fine.
by emilygoo July 27, 2006
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