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The Tarzan 

When a woman is bent over naked and a man swings from a rope fully erect to pick her up with his inserted penis.
Me and my wife tried the tarzan last night, but the rope broke
The Tarzan by jusz28 August 2, 2014

The Tarzan 

When you are swinging from hemroid to hemroid while you are eating her ass
Felt like I was on Ninja Warrior as I was doing the Tarzan on her ass
The Tarzan by Kazrat March 18, 2022

The Tarantino 

The process by which a minority in Congress can block bills from coming to a vote.
Why are people calling Republican use of the fillibuster "The Tarantino"?

Because it "Kills Bills"!
The Tarantino by Blue_MD February 19, 2010

The Tarantula 

The act of washing the anus by performing a handstand against the wall of a shower so that the flow of the water shoots directs from the shower head into crumhole, resulting a pleasant yet cleansing experience.

to successfully pull off the tarantula the legs of the participant must be at least slightly bent, forming a spider-like pose.
CAUTION: VERY DANGEROUS IF FLOOR IS SLICK. MAKE SURE HAND TRACTION IS SUFFICIENT OR A FALL COULD OCCUR, RESULTING IN STERILIZATION.

also is the most accessible way to make the transition to the starfish
Adam and Dave took turns doing the tarantula in the fraternity house shower, for they both had taken especially nasty dumps that day.

The Tarantino 

A substitute term for filibuster.
The Tarantino kills bills.
Rachel Maddow suggested a new name for 'filibuster', as it was considered to be a boring, put-you-to-sleep term.
Used in a sentence, "The Senate was able to bring a health care reform bill to the floor only to have it die at the hands of the minority who invoked "The Tarantino."

(Used with all due respect to the acclaimed director.)
The Tarantino by sailboatslave February 22, 2010

the tarantula 

To open the hand and wiggle the fingers around during fisting.
She giggled with glee when he snuck her the tarantula.
the tarantula by aquaman September 28, 2004