The tail 

Form of post modern mutilation and a method of psychological warfare designed to scare and intimidate. You take a guy’s dick and push it through the body and pull the reversed dick out of his ass. So it looks like they have a bloody tail hanging out of their asshole. Method created by Bobby Lee.
(Related to the Colombian Necktie)

Is that a dead body? Oh man what’s that stick out of his ass? It’s the Tail! Bobby Lee must’ve been here!

The tail by Roofkorean March 23, 2021

the tail wagging the dog 

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

the tail wagging the dog by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008

The Tail Always Waggles 

A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.

Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."

The Tail Always Waggles by The Tail Always Waggles March 14, 2009

The tail is on the donkey 

The party's over. The fun has been had. Time to leave & go home/find a new party.

"Are you ready to go or should we stay?"
"Dude, let's bounce. The tail is on the donkey."

bounce

The tail is on the donkey by The Lilmeister October 15, 2011

The 'Tail' Of Lobster-Ass 

Derived from an ancient story of French decent. The French bastards were searching for the lost city of Heracleum. Egypt was desperately trying to locate their city of gold which had become submerged under water some 2300 years ago (rough estimate). Egypt was well on their way to locating the city when they discovered the technique of tying pyramid rocks to their asses to pull them down significantly faster. French also had a good technique, they would take live lobsters and shove them up their ass so the tail would stick out and flap around acting as a propeller. There is no clear evidence as to who discovered this city, if it was discovered at all. Some say it was discovered but kept hidden. It is fairly evident that the Egyptians technique did not work considering 45 of the 46 test dummies never surfaced again. The only person to surface only did so because when he got to the bottom he allegedly shoved a lobster up his ass to propel him to the top. When he surfaced he had one quote before he died of unknown causes. He said "What the fuck were we thinking?!" in some strange tongue (some believe this tongue to be Egyptian, due to the fact that Egyptian was his nationality).

A great dispute started over who created the "'Tail' of the Lobster-Ass" due to the death of the Egyptian. This caused a great battle involving the Egyptions taking two lobsters to the sleeping French shoving one WAAYYYYY up his asshole and clamping one to the frenulum of his penis. Some believe this is the beginning of era where the French become large salty assholes, due to the large lobster, fresh out of the the salt water, being shoved up their ass. No correlation was made the lobster clamping onto their penal skin.

Now-a-days this is a common prank done among teenagers but the teenagers need to be really really fucking hammered to the point where the victim wont remember how he got the lobster in his ass. He wakes up questioning himself. This prank is extra funny because it often convinces the teenager that he is gay with a lobster fetish.

Never used in everyday dialog except to say, "What fucking moron wrote the definition of The 'Tail' Of Lobster-Ass?"

The 'Tail' Of Lobster-Ass by Doug Funny and PorkChop February 19, 2010

Pin the tail on his ass 

A horrible and undefinable jail metaphor with a negative inflection. Most likely insuring a murder or rape, or the legendary MurderRape.

YO! I'm sick of this ni**a man! KEV! Pin the tail on his ass!

Pin the tail on his ass by JayHairston October 5, 2011

pin the tail game 

A sexual party game usually practiced in high school or college where one party goer is stripped naked and blindfolded. Other party guests take turns giving head or screwing the blingfolded person after which the blindfolded person must try to guess who each was. Each guest takes a turn being blindfolded. The winner is the person who correctly identifies the most people who had sex with them.

I was the first girl to be blindfolded during pin-the-tail game. I was a freshman and it was my first ever sex party and I was a little concerned since I had only had sex with one guy a couple of times. I quickly learned that guys come in all sizes. Guessing only two of the seven guys correctly, I did not win the game and was very sore the next day. One of the bigger guys must have opened me up a little more as my underwear was spotted in the morning.

pin the tail game by BRD October 29, 2004