The Stroke
The Stroke by Ebottlebear September 20, 2023
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Straight For The Stroke
Straight For The Stroke by BigBen9519 January 25, 2017
stroking on the stroke
When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.
Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.
Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.
Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
stroking on the stroke by mong returns January 10, 2012
Letting the Stroke Ride
When your taking her to poundtown, and you go so hard that you can't leave the motion of fornication.
Chase: Yo we got fucked up at that party, even Ben was slaying pussy.
Gavin: Yeah, I was Letting the Stroke Ride on some bitch and gave her scoliosis.
Gavin: Yeah, I was Letting the Stroke Ride on some bitch and gave her scoliosis.
Letting the Stroke Ride by Benalini March 19, 2022
Stroke the shaft, cup the balls
Actor Sylvester Stalone's instructions to a young female production assistant.
Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)
Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.
Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)
Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.
Stroke the shaft, cup the balls by Kris Perry April 2, 2007
stroke the dog through the letterbox
stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.
stroke the dog through the letterbox by C February 24, 2004
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