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the starfish 

the rarest sleeping position. named after the starfish sea creature, you put your arms behind your head and spread out your legs. not very space effective, but comfortable enough.
"the starfish is the rarest sleeping position. most favor the fetal position."
the starfish by fellownapper April 9, 2021

The Starfish 

When a man cums on the wall and proceeds to jump and stick to the wall with his arms and legs spread out to represent a starfish.
"Sponge-bob wanted to be patrick so he did the starfish"
The Starfish by Flamingzombie3 September 1, 2022

punch the starfish 

The jayjay was closed so I decided to go ahead and punch the starfish

Destroy the Starfish 

When you obliterate a butthole by penetration with a penis or other object.
"Hey bro, did you destroy the starfish last night?"

or

"I destroyed that starfish last night!"
Destroy the Starfish by Skoozan August 12, 2016

Blow out the starfish 

When, after having sixteen Tequila Fannybangers and six pounds of pulled pork with Tapatio hot sauce, you will commence shitting your life out. As fecal matter evacuates your rectum with the fury of all of the Earth's volcanoes combined and your ankles begin sweating profusely, you are "blowing out the starfish".
"Hey Jeff, are you going to go for the Habenero chili?"

"Nah man, I don't want to blow out the starfish today."

Spear the Starfish 

To Spear the Starfish, Starfish Spear someone, or Starfish Spearing is the act of inserting one's tongue in the starfish or anus of a partner, best done as a surprise when they are not expecting it. Beyond rimming and beyond merely starfish kissing, but actually inserting the tongue. Works best when you first relax the sphincter, perhaps by digital manipulation, so that it gapes, then pulling the ass cheeks apart as far as possible, allowing the entire tongue to slide in and out. For the partner with the tongue, if squeamish, give prior repeated enemas, porn movie style, until the liquid runs clear.

Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
She never expected it, as I was flogging her on the spanking bench, her but cheeks spread wide, when I leaned in and deep to Spear the Starfish.