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fetophile

Someone sexually attracted to those with fetishes.
Sally is such a fetophile; she never dates normal guys, only the ones that want to degrade, bite or bruise her.
by CrotchGourmet February 11, 2020
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abilititty

The talent or skill of using ones breasts as a sales aid or to gain any desired goal.
She has the abilititty to get past any velvet rope in town.
by CrotchGourmet March 13, 2020
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Dead Stream

A Dead Stream is a funeral service, burial or cremation being captured and viewed remotely using video. It can also be applied to any other activity involving death, such as embalming or even the dressing and makeup applied to a corpse.
Most of us stay at home and Dead Stream Aunt Millie's funeral because they only allowed 5 people in the chapel.
by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020
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Dead Stream

A Dead Stream is a very small quantity of urine, either a small amount, a weak stream, or completely unable to piss. A symptom of prostate enlargement blocking the flow or urine out of the bladder and in the urethra, a/k/a benign prostatic hypertrophy.
The line for the men's room was all the way down the hall because of all the Dead Stream geezers standing in front of the urinals and not able to pee hardly anything anything at all.
by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020
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MOWD

1. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. The average size penis of an old white male.
2. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. An old white male who has an average size penis.
3. (verb) To fuck or be fucked by an old white male who has an average size penis.
I love me some MOWD
I'm just a petite young girl with Daddy issues that wants to get MOWD.
by CrotchGourmet October 12, 2020
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Digital Junk

Genitalia pictures on the internet or via text or other social media. Abbreviated: DJ
Send her your unrequested Digital Junk turns your social media into anti-social media.
by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022
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Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM
Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.
by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022
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