In the manner of a Dom, Domme, or dominant in a BDSM context. Most often used as an adjective modifying Dom or as a compound word with Dom, as in Domly Dom. The opposite of subly.
by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2022

To Spear the Starfish, Starfish Spear someone, or Starfish Spearing is the act of inserting one's tongue in the starfish or anus of a partner, best done as a surprise when they are not expecting it. Beyond rimming and beyond merely starfish kissing, but actually inserting the tongue. Works best when you first relax the sphincter, perhaps by digital manipulation, so that it gapes, then pulling the ass cheeks apart as far as possible, allowing the entire tongue to slide in and out. For the partner with the tongue, if squeamish, give prior repeated enemas, porn movie style, until the liquid runs clear.
Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
She never expected it, as I was flogging her on the spanking bench, her but cheeks spread wide, when I leaned in and deep to Spear the Starfish.
by CrotchGourmet March 15, 2022

Polynesia is the syndrome or state of forgetting, not being able to remember, all the (other) people you're fucking. It's a type of amnesia, caused by guilt feelings. It is often triggered by a comment from or the presence of a jealous lover or one that would prefer monogamy.
Tammy: "I heard you're with that blonde Teresa and also screwing that thot Trixie, are you?"
Tommy: "No, no, I'm only with you Tammy my love..."
Tammy: "What the hell, do you have Polynesia? Jill and Rachel saw you with both of them at a swingers party!!"
Tommy: "No, no, I'm only with you Tammy my love..."
Tammy: "What the hell, do you have Polynesia? Jill and Rachel saw you with both of them at a swingers party!!"
by CrotchGourmet July 25, 2023

by CrotchGourmet March 13, 2020

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.
Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.
Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!
Ohhhkay?
Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!
Ohhhkay?
Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022

1. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. The average size penis of an old white male.
2. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. An old white male who has an average size penis.
3. (verb) To fuck or be fucked by an old white male who has an average size penis.
2. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. An old white male who has an average size penis.
3. (verb) To fuck or be fucked by an old white male who has an average size penis.
by CrotchGourmet October 12, 2020

Please accept my subly admiration.
by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2022
