CrotchGourmet's definitions

Reclaim Sex

Reclaim Sex is what you call sex with your regular partner when one of you has hurt the other by having sex with someone else. It means to reclaim the feelings between you in the relationship. Similar to Makeup Sex.

I thought I'd be OK with Joey banging that hoe from the bar, but it got to me and really needed some Reclaim Sex when he came home at 3 am with the lipstick and beer and sex sweat smell all over him.

by CrotchGourmet June 19, 2023

Unjoyment

Unjoyment describes the activities and feelings of watching screens for many hours per day, or doing some other activity that does not require real mental activity and involvement, because the watcher doesn't do things that create real joy and enjoyment. Video games, watching stuff, etc. has been the go to pass time of kids starting in the 1950s with the advent of the first black and white TVs and broadcasting networks. It's a mind trap in most cases because it dulls the brain insidiously and prevents you from having greater fun and enjoyment. In his 1964 pioneering study of media theory, Understanding Media: The Extensions of Man, Marshall McLuhan invented the now-ubiquitous the phrase, "the medium is the message", meaning the media itself is more important in its effects than the content it presents. His distinction between "hot media" and "cold media" proposes that the more all-inclusive the content, the less viewer participation, creativity and actual involvement is needed. He would then see a movie as the ultimate in hot media, completely enveloping the viewer in all senses, in a darkened room. Although he though TV to be a cold media, today's screens, including high definition, digital sound, ear buds, etc. seem just about as hot as a movie, and in fact movies are watched on cell phones.

Those kids may be out to dinner with their parents, but they're just sitting there with their phones in complete Unjoyment.

by CrotchGourmet July 29, 2022

Domly

In the manner of a Dom, Domme, or dominant in a BDSM context. Most often used as an adjective modifying Dom or as a compound word with Dom, as in Domly Dom. The opposite of subly.

He strode into the room with his coiled bullwhip and commanding Domly presence.

by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2022

Polynesia

Polynesia is the syndrome or state of forgetting, not being able to remember, all the (other) people you're fucking. It's a type of amnesia, caused by guilt feelings. It is often triggered by a comment from or the presence of a jealous lover or one that would prefer monogamy.

Tammy: "I heard you're with that blonde Teresa and also screwing that thot Trixie, are you?"
Tommy: "No, no, I'm only with you Tammy my love..."
Tammy: "What the hell, do you have Polynesia? Jill and Rachel saw you with both of them at a swingers party!!"

by CrotchGourmet July 25, 2023

nymphore

Noun: A nymphore is ho, sugar baby, escort or prostitute that loves her work. The word is a portmanteau of nymphomaniac (a girl that needs constant sexual attention) and whore (a sex worker). Nymphomaniac + Whore = Nymphore.
Verb: To nymphore is to work at one's sex work job that one loves

Audrey's boyfriend can't keep up with sexual needs, so he sends the little nymphore over to his wealthiest friends' homes to nymphore her out and supplement the household income.

by CrotchGourmet October 1, 2023

fetophile

Someone sexually attracted to those with fetishes.

Sally is such a fetophile; she never dates normal guys, only the ones that want to degrade, bite or bruise her.

by CrotchGourmet February 11, 2020

Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022