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Sally is such a fetophile; she never dates normal guys, only the ones that want to degrade, bite or bruise her.
by CrotchGourmet February 11, 2020
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Get the abilititty mug.A Dead Stream is a funeral service, burial or cremation being captured and viewed remotely using video. It can also be applied to any other activity involving death, such as embalming or even the dressing and makeup applied to a corpse.
Most of us stay at home and Dead Stream Aunt Millie's funeral because they only allowed 5 people in the chapel.
by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020
Get the Dead Stream mug.A Dead Stream is a very small quantity of urine, either a small amount, a weak stream, or completely unable to piss. A symptom of prostate enlargement blocking the flow or urine out of the bladder and in the urethra, a/k/a benign prostatic hypertrophy.
The line for the men's room was all the way down the hall because of all the Dead Stream geezers standing in front of the urinals and not able to pee hardly anything anything at all.
by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020
Get the Dead Stream mug.1. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. The average size penis of an old white male.
2. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. An old white male who has an average size penis.
3. (verb) To fuck or be fucked by an old white male who has an average size penis.
2. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. An old white male who has an average size penis.
3. (verb) To fuck or be fucked by an old white male who has an average size penis.
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Get the Digital Junk mug.Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM
Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.
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