The Stack 

The end all, be all of STDs.

The Stack includes all of the following and more:
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Hepatitis A, B twice, C
Gingivitis

The Plague
Impotence
Premature ejaculation
Cancer
Food Poisoning

Osteoporosis
Scurvy

Shrinkage
Small Pox

Anal Leakage/Seepage
Prolonged Lifespan
Aids

Phenylkketonuria(PKU)

Non-consensual Homosexuality

Third testicle (regardless of gender)
Uneven tire wear

Bad sense of direction
Conversion to the church of Gary Busey

Obsessive stamp collecting
Reverse bilingualism
Port-o-potty Specialist

Deviated septum
Slavery
Conversion to Judaism
Nipple lactation

Appreciation for modern art
High interest rates
Weak investment portfolio
Shaq-fu
And it will ruin your credit score.

There is no known cure. If you contract The Stack, do not attempt to kill yourself for it will only anger the disease.

I may have The Stack, but at least I'm still white.

The Stack by TheStackPatientZero December 16, 2011

the stack 

name for the city of hayward, california.

les hit up the stack for some bud

the stack by racheldanie October 17, 2009

jack the stack 

shortened version of jackin the smokestack, meaning to jerk off or masturbate.

only used by men of course.

james: wtf are you doing?
me: chillin at home, about to jack the stack.
james: haha, n1.

jack the stack by rayjay April 23, 2006

Forking the stack

The opposite of hitting the hay

Damn.. Daniel has been awake all night. He’s really forking the stack

Forking the stack by BellMellx February 21, 2026

Whacked the stack

1. The action taken when you’re losing a game that has pieces and you get so angry, eg playing Jenga you stand up and hit the stack of bricks so hard they fly across the room. Thus, you whacked the stack.

2. Aggressively rubbing one out.

3. Tenderizing meat for cooking.

Tommy got so upset playing pogs, that he whacked the stack.

Whacked the stack by Deadtous May 16, 2026

and it shook the stack 

an earthquake based on the bull myth

and it shook the stack!

and it shook the stack by xdr5t3evq3q November 24, 2023

Like a water from Walmart off the stack 

When someone you see is so basic yet so absolutely hot that they're off the stack/unique in how basic they are.

Isabella: hey my look at this photo of my friend
Fernando: oh my god. Shes like a water from walmart off the stack
Isabella: what the fuck does that even mean

Like a water from Walmart off the stack by Zer0Rebel4 November 25, 2021