Definitions by rayjay
noodle ratio
This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.
If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
noodle ratio by rayjay April 23, 2006
lesbiman
A girl who has a physical attraction to another woman lesbian but dresses like a man and grows an ill stash and basically becomes a man with a vagina.
ill stash
when a person has more than just a normal stash. when a persons moustache becomes so incredibly intricate that you dont even notice the person behind the stash.
james: BWAAAHAHAHA, check out that doods ill stash.
me: wow you totally just busted out laughing at his ill stash right in his face!
me: wow you totally just busted out laughing at his ill stash right in his face!
jack the stack
shortened version of jackin the smokestack, meaning to jerk off or masturbate.
only used by men of course.
only used by men of course.
jack the stack by rayjay April 23, 2006
stinky dingle
Stinky dingle is short for stinky dingleberry.
A stinky dingle is someone who always hangs around and just makes everyone depressed...
A stinky dingle is someone who always hangs around and just makes everyone depressed...
Matt Compton is being such a stinky dingle today.
Dood, stop being such a stinky dingle, you're depressing everyone.
Dood, stop being such a stinky dingle, you're depressing everyone.
stinky dingle by rayjay November 13, 2005
the balls johnson dance
the balls johnson dance by rayjay October 12, 2005