The spooner
When you and your girl are spooning, and you just yank down her pants and start banging from the spooning position.
The spooner by bjammin08 February 26, 2011
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the spooner
when you pop out your girlfriends glass eye with a rusty spoon and fuck her scull through her eye socket
the spooner by ugly food that stinks May 15, 2003
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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
The Sooner Nation
The Sooner Nation by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
the sooners
The best team ever. People like the Texas Longhorns have nothing better to do than sit around and insult OU because they are jealous of OU.
Longhorn: OU sucks Me: ok well if OU sucks than UT must really really suck since they lost 4 years in a row to the sooners.
the sooners by OU rules January 10, 2004
the sooners
PFFF Longhorns suck ya ok who got slaughtered 55-19 and asked USC to run the ball so the clock wouldnt stop in the Orange Bowl
Longhorns at least won the Rose Bowl
Longhorns at least won the Rose Bowl
the sooners by Rob Chaboyer September 18, 2005
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