the spok
Two in the pink and two in the stink making Spok's sign for Live Long and Prosper leaving the thumb free to stimulate the clit
the spok by Porkinator July 20, 2015
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bust the spokes
To break the ass wide open during anal love making. The spokes represent the lines of skin around the retum.
I was getting some muddy love from this bitch last night, I hit it so hard I bust the spokes off that girl
bust the spokes by Luke doggy dog September 1, 2008
Pushing in the spokes
Look at your butt hole.....it should look like bicycle spokes, therefore someone be pushing in the spokes
Pushing in the spokes by Spam Creator June 28, 2010
What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?
Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spoke
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spoke
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