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the spock shock

similar to the original shocker
except you put two in the pink
and two in the stink.
"dude that girl is going to live long and prosper, I gave her the spock shock last night. "
by xsamxriverax August 6, 2007
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The Spock Shocker

Apply the Spock Shock by initializing the Vulcan death grip to the taint (see definition of "taint"; noun).
I once applied the Spock Shocker to this chick, and she asked me if I was out of my Vulcan mind.
by Brian Martin June 27, 2003
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The Spock Shocker

To use your index and middle finger and stick it in the vaginal area, and to use the pinky and the finger between the pinky and the middle finger and stick it in the anal..
Wes wishes he could have The Spock Shocker
by Dave Shearon June 4, 2003
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The Shock Doctrine

(1) The strategy by the world's economic elites of imposing an extremely neoliberal economic regime on communities they control, using some form of shock: a natural disaster, a coup d'etat, a war, a financial crisis, etc. Once the community has been crippled by this first shock, the economic "reforms" are imposed suddenly, creating a secondary blow. Then, as the community begins to recover and fight back, the authorities use torture and police brutality to (literally) shock the community a third time.

(2) title of a book by Naomi Klein describing def. 1

(Please see disaster capitalism.)
Ms. Klein's 2007 book described the rise of disaster capitalism in mostly poor countries: Chile (after 1973), Argentina (after 1989), Poland (after 1993), and Sri Lanka (after 2004). But in 2009, the super rich were able to inflict the shock doctrine on the richest countries of the world, including Germany, France, and Italy.

The 2008 financial crisis was entirely a product of the richest 1% of the human race; but soon after, national governments scrambled to punish the remaining 99% for the crisis instead, by slashing public services and imposing austerity programs.
by Abu Yahya July 10, 2010
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the shock master

Meme wrestler that wears a sparkling storm trooper helmet
Yo have you seen the shock master on YouTube
by Mememan5647 November 23, 2016
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The shock master

The ruler of the world. He is the shock master. He wears a glittered helmet and crashes through walls.
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The Shock Dock

The sexual act in which a woman shoves a live taser, face out, up her ass-hole. Then the man attempts to engage in anal sex with the woman while receiving extreme shocks and burns to his cock
Becky: hey girl, hey. Guess what... Bobby tried to fuck me so I pulled the shock dock

Julia: Oh snap his cock will be burning for days
by Joadydahman507 November 20, 2009
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