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i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed 

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife
james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?
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The armadillo’s cool side of the pillow 

This phrase is used to describe something or someone that is unbelievably cool and unique.
Person 1: Damn, that party last night was insane.
Person 2: Yeah, it was totally the armadillo’s cool side of the pillow.

The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side. 

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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

The side shuffle 

The act of shuffling your feet in a quick manor in order to hide a morning boner. Usualy when the rest of the familys awake, you just turn you back and side shuffle your way to the bathroom.
guy 1- "Dude my parents are always walking down the hall when i wake up with a massive hard on."

guy 2- "So, just tuck it."

guy 1- "Fuck that, its all about the side shuffle now!"

side slut of the side slut

A person that you thought was your side piece. But it’s now your friends side piece. But you’re still getting a piece.
When Kyle (side slut) comes over to play every Friday. But then Garrett steals him away and you (side slut of the side slut) only get to play with Kyle when Garrett’s done playing with him

The Side Static 

Absolute fuckfest jesus christ dont go near this place they got two dps who never communicate, one who knows math and one who is absolutely retarted. The two british people are the worst however, especially Shion (cringe name) who just says things when we should really do Fire IV instead.

Also they have this white mage who is racist but in a cool way
"Fuck that the side static am I right?"
The Side Static by rennnie October 28, 2023

Tossing the "side" salad 

This is when you toss the salad of a midget.
So I was tossing the "side" salad last night and what do you know, Wizard of Oz came on the TV right after.