The act of shuffling your feet in a quick manor in order to hide a morning boner. Usualy when the rest of the familys awake, you just turn you back and side shuffle your way to the bathroom.

guy 1- "Dude my parents are always walking down the hall when i wake up with a massive hard on."

guy 2- "So, just tuck it."

guy 1- "Fuck that, its all about the side shuffle now!"

The side shuffle by $ide$huffle$uave69 November 6, 2009

The Side-putter

When a female lays on her side while spreading her legs in the widest v-shape possiable. The male then takes his balls and swings them into the open vagina. Therefore making it a side-putter

I thought this chick was down to fuck, i went to through her the side-putter and she blocked me. This bitch aint no hoe.

The Side-putter by randycort87 January 16, 2015

The Side-to-Side Dance

The act of walking towards another person (Usually of the oppisite sex) until you reach the same point there at. You stop, then move sideways, but they do the same thing. So basically, you end up moving side to side until the other person realizes they have to go the opposite way as they were going before.

Jake: Dude I just had the Side-To-Side dance with Roshell!

Brian: Dude, I HATE when that Happens!

The Side-to-Side Dance by CabBagel November 4, 2010

The Side House Salad

When you round-house kick your bitch in the pussy then eat her ass.

Ayyy gurl let me side house that salad when you get back from the gym

"The Side House Salad"

The Side House Salad by Browntown769 February 11, 2021

the side door

(noun) Taking a poo on one side of the toilet seat, facing the wall. On a 90 degree angle from the regular pooping position (RPP). Usually in desperation, due to skid marks or pubes on either side of the toilet seat.

"I was forced to use the side door because there was shit stains on the front of the toilet seat."
- Joe-fizzle

the side door by ly ly and joe-fizzle February 19, 2009

The Side-Vagina

A large pocket of fat resembling roast beef that resides in close proximity to the vagina. This is located only on the female, occuring in 1 to 100,000,000 people. Some may experience chronic Flatulence, diarrhea, vomiting, and headaches. One major symptom that most experience is a large amount of photography.

I need to take a long shower to cleanse The side-vagina and to prevent further photography

The Side-Vagina by Whale Anus August 11, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026