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Close the shades

A variation of the term "shut up," meaning to stop making noise.
Person 1: Oh, I just love having the shades open! It brings in so much sunlight that way! Don't you just love it? I can't get enough of that sunlight! Oh, I tell ya, I-
Person 2: Dude, close the shades!
Close the shades by Soupy March 15, 2009

Wearing the shades

When someone has suddenly become very cool, and slick.

Or when in a relationship, the cooler person of the two.
"Look who's wearing the shades now!!"

"I'm wearing the shades in this relationship"

Pull the shades 

The act of lowering the window shades so people walking by outside can't see you masturbating.

Has become synonymous with the act of masturbating, to where simply saying you "pulled the shades" means you rubbed one out.
College Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna go get some food?
College Guy 2: I can't right now.
College Guy 1: Why the fuck not?
College Guy 2: Because I'm about to pull the shades, man!!
Pull the shades by Sebastian Haff August 14, 2009

dropping the shades 

Flexing on everyone while not trying, being a dope ass lightskin with the particular name "Joel"
Damn he's really dropping the shades on that hoe

Pulling the Shades 

When a girl, usually a lesbian, sits on her lover's face, grabs her labia, and stretches them over the eyes of her lover, also usually a lesbian.
If it weren't for that girl who kept pulling the shades on me, I'd be able to say exactly whose hands were on my crotch.

drawing the shades 

the desire or actual act of jumping on someone... usually the culmination of a sexual pursuit ending in headbanging, sweaty, exhausting sex. originated in a freshman orientation seminar on improper sexual conduct at a small HBCU in southeast virginia on exit 267 on I 64.. hmm i wonder what school this is???
tim: shorty's lookin rite in that outfit
mike: yea man shorty looks good
tim: yeah i wouldn't mind drawing her shades
drawing the shades by hbcu chick November 19, 2003