the sartin 

A horrible disease that effects an NBA center particularly of a Joakim Noah type that disables them to preform any basketball activities with any efficiency.

Did you hear about Shaq? Yea I think he came down with a bad case of the sartin.

the sartin by Datboi88 December 25, 2016

Find the saltine 

A game mad famous on the popular T.V. show scrubs. The game is played by one person placing a saltine within view somewhere on their person and challenging others to spot it.

A typical game of Find the saltine
Janitor "takes saltine from turk's shirt"

Turk "do you play?"

Janitor "takes saltine from own shirt"

Find the saltine by honkyhater69 November 27, 2011

The Saltine Cracker Challenge 

A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.

Requires 5 crackers in one minute.

Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.

The Saltine Cracker Challenge by Asianglows friend March 16, 2009

The Satins

The Satins is a disease that starts as an infection when a circumcision is done, which slowly turns the stub the person has left into a blood/cum oozing mess.

doctor:OMG!!!!
patient:What's wrong??!!
doctor:the operation has gone wrong.......you have The Satins!!!!!
patient:Wtf is that?
doctor:look it up on the urban dictionary,the artical is by a handsome chap called Tristan.
Patient:???????

The Satins by tristan teh terrible June 4, 2017

the whitest cracker in the saltine box 

A Gullible Caucasian

Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"

the whitest cracker in the saltine box by Chigger2323 August 2, 2016

Sautee the sardine 

The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.

Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...

Sautee the sardine by FishLover87 July 20, 2011

The Saltinez 

A newb warez site that is run by juvenile boys who think they are tough because they can say "nigger" and not get their asses kicked. Stick to your 1337, kids.

The owner, Rambo4104, could also be associated with "no life", "sits at home downloading and uploading movies for enjoyment", and "cherry pie".

Guy: We at The Saltinez hate niggers.

NERO: I'm so 1337 with my paint sigs. Everyone look at my faggot ass hair.

The Saltinez by NERO.. December 14, 2008