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the ronini

Practicing social distancing and proper infection control procedures is currently our best method to keep the ronini away.
by FC8 April 27, 2020
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The Ronnie

You are having a threesome as a guy with a girl and her male significant other. You then are receiving a blowjob from this girl, you finish in her mouth and to your surprise she walks across the room and transfers it into her significant others mouth who was just watching, then he gargles it and swallows.
I was having a threesome with this couple and the girl pulled the Ronnie on me making it a little awkward.
by Zerokk January 30, 2021
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The Ronnie

A male moving his body so that his nut sack makes a smacking noise
Tony.. do The Ronnie right quick nigga!!
by nuther butther October 22, 2011
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The Ronnie

When you're at work you whip your dick out to a coworker.
Tyreek pulled off the Ronnie when he showed Claire his dick at work yesterday!
by IEnjoyButtStuff November 2, 2021
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The Ronin Complex

1. A psychological or social state where a person stands firm in their belief or opinion, convinced of their absolute correctness, even when they are met with universal hatred, opposition, and disagreement from every other individual.

2. The unshakable conviction that you are the sole champion of truth, while everyone else is lost, flawed, or simply an idiot. This person has willingly or accidentally become a "ronin"—a lone, masterless warrior—of their own flawed opinion.

3. The rare social phenomenon where an entire group of people achieves perfect consensus on only one issue: the fact that a single, stubbornly confident person is completely wrong.
I tried to show him the math, but he's got a classic case of The Ronin Complex—he's decided he's a lone wolf intellectual and the rest of us are sheep

Don't even try to argue with her about the new marketing plan; she's deep in The Ronin Complex and is convinced our entire team is just too small-minded to see her genius.
by Whyyyy778 October 15, 2025
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Ronnie the Bear

The valiant warrior that fights alongside Harry Potter in "Wizard People, Dear Readers". Also known as Ron Weasel. Ronnie the Bear is a parody of Ron Weasley from the "Harry Potter" series.
Ronnie the Bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. "Okay, listen up. I will take charge and make all the moves. You guys keep your mouths shut and keep outta my way. You act a rook, I guess, and, Harry, you act as a bishop." Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares.
Every one of Ronnie the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine God creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.
by Zeig Nein July 6, 2008
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ronnie the limo driver

Angry old jewgene leprechaun on the Howard Stern show that started as a limo driver for Howard and somehow fell upward to being on air talent. When he talks you don't care about anything he has to say, when he is finished talking you just want your time back. Lacks all emotions except for anger.
by BillR9 June 13, 2008
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