The Republican 

Having sex doggystyle while both participants are laying down on their side.

Conservatives find regular doggystyle too animalistic or are just flat out too lazy for the position, so they came up with this variation.

Teddy: Oh hey Don, isn't that the chick you fucked last weekend? She's got an ass to die for! I bet you hit it doggy?
Don: Nah man, she didn't like the way my gut was resting on her lower back so I had to hit her in the republican

The Republican by Mr. Sucksdorff December 1, 2020

The Republican 

A guy who is a legit Republican. He typically thinks he is awesome and will say outlandish remarks about how insanely amazing the Republicans are. He may have a big head, and sometimes he likes to punch windows. If you find yourself having sexual fantasies about him, you are not alone.

Theresa, "Did you see The Republican??"
Tyler, "Yah, he was strolling down the hallway today wearing a pro-Bush shirt, and then he walked into the wall. He just looked so stellarly dreamy..."

The Republican by Snuffles Montgomery, Leah Smith January 21, 2008

The Republican Party 

Where Democracy has been led to die.

Hey man, do you feel like we are getting fucked out of our democracy?

Yes, the Republican party is committed to seeing it die.

Wow, that sucks. What can I do to stop that from happening?

Vote motherfucker.

The Republican Party by LastTryPseudonym April 21, 2019

The Republican Party 

One of the two major political parties in the United States, along with the Democratic Party. It was founded by the great Abraham Lincoln, but is now the cult of President Trump.

They believe in gun rights, patriotism, lower taxes, a free market and closed borders. Also, a lot of them are white, men, don't have a college degree, are evangelical Christians or live in rural areas, or a combination of these factors.

Person 1: I don't really believe in God...
Member of The Republican Party: Omg! How could you say hat! That's so evil! Abortion is murder! You snowflake!

The Republican Party by thecrazycatten March 27, 2020

The Republican Centipede 

The Republican Centipede is the self sustaining propaganda cycle where one right-wing pundit's crap is eaten as truth and recycled into another's waiting mouth. Unlike the "The Human Centipede" of film fame, The Republican Centipede is circular, an ass to mouth daisy chain made up of 50% of the nation.

This "Birther" nonsense is just another piece of crap in The Republican Centipede.

The Republican Centipede by Franklin Delano Roosevagina April 27, 2011

The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence) 

Fox News

Man the way those faux reporters echo each other's lies and distortions, it's like they are like The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence) eating each other's shit.

The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence) by Franklin Delano Roosevomit April 27, 2011

The Republican Party 

a political party run by evil little scoundrels.

The Republican Party is evil.

The Republican Party by skibidicum69 October 6, 2024