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The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer
A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.
Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!
Max: Boobies!
The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009
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the pue • The Puer Magnus Brotherhood • The Puerto Rican Hurricane • The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer • The Rusty Puerto Rican • The Annexation of Puerto Rico • Puerto Rican hooker on the rag • Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border • The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico) • <.7.9.7.6.>Necesito Dies Peso Para Cocaina Porque Necesito Cocaina Para Vivir, No Para Caminar. El Effecto Gratioso Es Sabiendo Que Puedes Emular El Cognitive Behavioral Unto The Person Ingesting iT <Material/Object>
The Puerto Rican Hurricane
The Puerto Rican Hurricane by rio vista milk-shake July 8, 2011
The Puer Magnus Brotherhood
A group of 3 best friends that started in 9th grade. None of them are fat but one is way taller than the others at 6’ and 220 pounds of muscle, he is also the oldest. The next oldest is also the thinnest and weighs 100 pounds he is also the shortest at 5’ 5”. The final one is the youngest and he weighs 156 pounds and is 5’ 7”
The Puer Magnus Brotherhood is coming at you to do absolutely nothing but tell you about Jesus we are not mean we are good Christian Boys
The Puer Magnus Brotherhood by ChurchBoi2005 February 22, 2022
The Rusty Puerto Rican
The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.
Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
The Rusty Puerto Rican by DirtyOrbit November 4, 2021
The Annexation of Puerto Rico
When you're f**king a girl(or guy) from the back, and before you bust, you pull your weiner out, letting it rest at a perfect 180° between her(or his) a** cheeks. Remembering to moan while doing so, convincing the girl(or guy) that you have already finished. Holding out for the perfect moment, when the girl(or guy) turns back towards you to ask,"wait did you just-", you fire your cream cannon, which, still being guided by the glutes, maintains the perfect trajectory to ooze her(or him) in the face.
It does not have to land in the mouth, just between the forehead and chin as well as the eyes.
It does not have to land in the mouth, just between the forehead and chin as well as the eyes.
"Bro, remember the girl I took home from the bar the other night?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, we were getting busy and we weren't using protection, and then she tells me not to cum inside her."
"Ah, so you had to pull out?"
"Yeah, but instead of wasting it on her lower back, I went for The Annexation of Puerto Rico."
"Yeah?"
"Well, we were getting busy and we weren't using protection, and then she tells me not to cum inside her."
"Ah, so you had to pull out?"
"Yeah, but instead of wasting it on her lower back, I went for The Annexation of Puerto Rico."
The Annexation of Puerto Rico by RJ55 February 22, 2025
Puerto Rican hooker on the rag
Puerto Rican hooker on the rag by Patayter tots January 20, 2021
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