the postman 

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

the postman by tucsontony October 20, 2004

The postman 

When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!

Tom loves it when the postman calls.

The postman by kat princess June 11, 2006

The postman 

Michael Ebrahim

If you’re stuck in a situation, call the postman.

The postman by Kingjoel October 23, 2022

The Postman Pat 

The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.

Hey, James, I've got a red van, do you want to borrow it and do the postman pat

The Postman Pat by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

The Postman Rings Twice 

The Postman Rings Twice

The Postman Rings Twice

The Postman Rings Twice by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

tim the postman 

A hot mail carrier that excels in role playing.
Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives

Tim the postman is so hot.
tim the postman senpai

tim the postman by UrbanPLayz January 22, 2022

The blind postman 

A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.

Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.

The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.

The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.

As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"

"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?

Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"

"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".

The blind postman by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021