When someone is in or too close to your personal space which is making you feel uncomfortable. Same as how the annoyed baseball pitcher feels when the batter is making they're job harder by taking up the area of the plate he is aiming for.
I was standing in the grocery store line, when the impatient person behind me was practically breathing down my neck to get out of there. "He/she" is "Crowding the plate".
an expression meaning "I'm about to cum!" Originates from a metaphorical Thanksgiving dinner, where the 'plate' is loaded down with turkey, ham, stuffing, corn, green beans, mashed potatoes, etc. However the gravy is substituted with human semen about to be spread across the mashed potatoes.
Derrick: "Dude look! You can see Tiffany's G-string through her yoga pants!"
Blake: "OMG dude! Get the Plate!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.