The Pete 

A codename for weed (especially skunk/super strong weed) originating from a Peep Show character Skunky Pete.

Can also be used as The Peter Parker.

"Rahhh it smells Petey in here"

"Im Peted"

"Woof this is the absolute Parker"

"Is that The Pete?"

The Pete by DaReefer420 July 21, 2020

The Pete Wentz Touch 

The ability to take amazing pictures of yourself. Named after Pete Wentz, bassist of the band Fall Out Boy, as he can take gorgeous photos of himself.

Person A: Look at that girl, she has the Pete Wentz touch. I mean that picture of her is amazing!
Person B: I know. I so wish I had the Pete Wentz touch.

The Pete Wentz Touch by wowthatshardcore September 30, 2006

The Pete Face 

A face that requires no explanation. A face only made when something of extreme stupidity, sexual weirdness or just down right funny is said, seen, or done. The face is easy to recognize, the head is tilted to the right and the chin is pushed down almost until it comes in contact with the chest. In some cases the nostrils are flared.

Drea's ex-boyfriend Dan......The Pete face is made.

The Pete Face by Nick Virgintino December 9, 2008

Beat The Pete 

When you beat the meat really hard so that it starts bleeding

I'm going to beat the Pete if you ask me to 😏

Beat The Pete by Crippling erection November 18, 2016

Doing the Pete Blake

When your mate skips his round of pints

Fuck sake we were out last night for a few pints and one of the lads kept doing the Pete Blake

Doing the Pete Blake by FNL …. March 24, 2026

Pete the Dog 

Spreading your shitty butt cheeks apart and stamping them around someone's eye.

After dropping an epic taco and tequila splattered deuce in the bathroom, I decided to forego the wipe and gave a "Pete the Dog" to my passed out girlfriend.

Pete the Dog by Ninjee Star July 26, 2012

Pete the Rapist 

(Urban myth)
Pete is an old British guy who lives in Amsterdam. He walks around looking for vulnerable, drunk girls and takes them to his barge on the canal. He then rapes them and after that he shoved them into a cage and leaves them to starve for a few days. Then he rips off all their skin and dumps them in the canal.

I saw Pete the rapist outside a weed cafe last night with a drunk bird, rip

Pete the Rapist by Themotherfocker October 22, 2018