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A codename for weed (especially skunk/super strong weed) originating from a Peep Show character Skunky Pete.

Can also be used as The Peter Parker.
"Rahhh it smells Petey in here"

"Im Peted"

"Woof this is the absolute Parker"

"Is that The Pete?"
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by DaReefer420 July 21, 2020
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A disease both contracted by sex with pete, inflicting females with a twenty four hour, seven day a week, 365 day a year sexual desire with the only antidote being sex with pete.
OH MY GOD I've got the petes!!!!
by Extreme Juices November 24, 2007
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disease inflicted upon females that come into contact with the petes, leaving them with a persistent, vigorous, insatiable concupiscence for the petes that can only be cured by the petes.
i've got the petes, and the only prescription is more petes!
by bobtheta May 02, 2008
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