A cretinously discriptive book by John Steinbeck used to torture Middle School children who have to read it. The pain and confusion it causes is often compared to a vise grip on one's family jewels.

The teacher busted the students' balls by making them read the pearl.

The Pearl by Pe6o August 31, 2008

The Pearl

A short story by John Steinbeck, in which contains so many innuendos, it can only be perceived that this was an acceptable thing at the time.

Replace puncture with dick: "Juana stopped sucking the puncture for a moment. The little hole was

slightly enlarged and its edges whitened from the sucking, but the red

swelling extended farther around it in a hard lymphatic mound." (Steinbeck 7, The Pearl)

The Pearl by MemesNotMorons February 8, 2017

The pearl

1The most boring mother fuckin book in the world by john Steinbeck
2

The drop of semen at the end of your penis when a girl squeezes it up to the top after you ejaculate.

Why the fuck do we have to read the pearl as our mother fuckin novel? Its boring
Mmm my girl just sucked the pearl off my dick

The pearl by Buster369 November 5, 2018

the pearl harbor

When your sleeping next to a chick who has her back to you and you start to massage her back and act like your just being nice to her for no reason, and then you just hit it from the back while she least expects it. You see, its a sneak attack which hints the name Pearl Harbor. She will never see it cumming.

My chick is all pissed off at me because I gave her the pearl harbor while she was sleeping last night.

the pearl harbor by Sergio D. May 19, 2006

The Pearl-Pancake Flip

Essentially flipping ones self over, after ejaculating, to have the bed absorb ejaculate (melted pearls) from ones stomach.

"Dude I was so high last night that instead of getting a towel before I finished I decided to do The Pearl-Pancake Flip"

"Nice"

The Pearl-Pancake Flip by PancakeMan December 15, 2013

The Pearl Harbor

The act of shooting your hand from your waist into the air in the shape of an airplane then screaming PEARL HARBOR and repeatively nose diving into your friends nuts.

World War II was rough. My grandpa was involved in the PEARL HARBOR!

The Pearl Harbor by gay_gunther August 2, 2011

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026