Dipping one's balls in substances allows someone to sense, or in a way taste said substance. The Oriental, is dipping one side of your scrotum into Soy Sauce and the other side into pineapple juice making a sweet and salty sensation or taste. You know, on your balls.

I had a great night last night, I treated myself to the Oriental.

the oriental by ShrimplyFibbles January 20, 2020

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Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.) by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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