Dipping one's balls in substances allows someone to sense, or in a way tastesaid substance. The Oriental, is dipping one side of your scrotum into Soy Sauce and the other side into pineapple juice making a sweet and salty sensation or taste. You know, on your balls.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)