the old you 

1) Used in a sentence to encourage somebody to do or not to take place in an ativity of sort, usually bad.

2) Used to tell somebody that they have changed, either in a good or bad way.

a) The old you would have tapped that hussey all night.

b) The old you would never have thought about stealing that bitches TV while TJ was banging her mum, what's got into you man?

the old you by benjiUØCH September 1, 2007

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dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good

to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend

and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was by big shaq looks good but he gay January 10, 2018

The God Mode Law of 13-year-old YouTubers 

It’s easy to feel demoralized in a world where talent is hyper-visible. No matter how good you are at something, there’s a 13-year-old on YouTube who could totally own you at it.

"I thought I was good at piano until I saw that blindfolded squeaker playing Flight of the Bumblebee. It was totally The God Mode Law of 13-year-old YouTubers in full effect.

The God Mode Law of 13-year-old YouTubers by Mrkermit January 31, 2022

Old like the condom in your wallet 

Extremely old. Soon to be expired.

A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.

Old like the condom in your wallet by Guy st April 26, 2006

Old In the Face young in the Coochie

When an older woman like Kris Jenner have a Old face but her coochie game is on point

Damn that old lady is Old in the Face Young in the Coochie

Old In the Face young in the Coochie by JayGoodTarot October 21, 2026

The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

The best compliment your old man can get by Biafra J July 13, 2004