The Oaks

A town where drug dealers lurk on every corner and old people just sit on their porches drinking whiskey. Kids usually hang out and skate in the street by 7-11 and stoners sit in parked cars smoking shitty pot. You always have to lock your car and house doors because people like to break in and still shit. It's not uncommon to spot a fight on White Oak and Water Oak after Loch Raven High school students get off at that bus stop.

Hey dude, wanna chill?

Sure, where you goin?

Ah, just gonna hit up a friend's house in the oaks and score some bud.

by Dee's Nuts! February 25, 2009

and that's on the oaks

Something based to say after making a true statement that you would defend to the death. In reference to the sacred oaks of Agartha.

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children, and that's on the oaks!"

by OAKTRICK CASEY August 5, 2020

nut of the oaks

So Nut of the Oaks is essentially when you think you see a wooly, pubescent head of a penis enter the butt hole under the oaks

So I was walking home through the forest when I saw my parents and I thought “nut of the oaks”??

by Nut of the oaks January 19, 2019