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The NUB

An individual who overcompensates for having small gentles by purchasing Volkswagens and going to many country music concerts.
(John) Look at that tool in the GTI bumpin country music....(Jason) That has to be The NUB!!!!
by PLAB May 3, 2010
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the nub

a sort of filler word for "for sure!" or "right on!"

follows words like wicked, sweet, cool, ace, etc.
"that shirt is sweet, man. the nub."
by anonymous January 16, 2004
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The Nub Team

The Nub Team is a way to describe every Dota 2 team composition ever. The following is the usual team composition.

Your Team:

You: doing decently good, sorta bad, or absolutely amazing, depending on your skill level.

Spanish person: read below.

The Cocky: varies per team, but usually one per team. has some KDR like "10/2/0" and killsteals from everyone in the game. They blame you/The Support while ignoring The Noob

The Noob: usually has some KDR like "0/13/5" but ends up never being spoken of by The Cocky as bad, likely because of being friend/in cahoots with them.

The Supporter: usually has some KDR like "2/7/31" and gets yelled at alot by The Cocky for having a bad KDR (though The Cocky always ignores assists) but is still there doing most of the work helping the rest of the team win.

Their team:

Spanish Person: TODOS RATAS REPORT (your name here)

The Spammy: This person is the Their team equivilant of The Cocky. They usually choose a very cheap hero like Sniper, Axe, or Phantom Assasin. Nuff said.

The Rat: This person always is being a rat (rat is a term used to refer acting like a rat: carefully nibbling away tiny bits of structures, and running away at the first sign of danger.) who usually plays as Spirit Breaker.

The Stalker: you are unlucky if you find this guy, usually with a KDR like "7/3/5" and always following you whichever lane you go on.

SNIPER: this person only plays as sniper. Watch out, they will always 1 hit kill you. Because they play as sniper.
Im really tired of being on The Nub Team. :(
I got put with The Nub Team again.
How do i stop being on The Nub Team?
by chisseled diving board April 6, 2017
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flub the nub

That’s some serious stretch! Did you flub the nub?
by bigLuss December 28, 2018
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Rub the Nub

"I'm so horny, i'm about to rub the nub right here."
by FemmeFatale July 3, 2005
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pwn the nub

1. The act of dominating a n00b.

2. To pwn an unexperienced person (noob)
gg pwn the nub

you pwned the nub on that one!
by Crofty May 17, 2005
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Smoking It to the Nub

Unfortunately, Smoking It to the Nub cannot be performed on long, thick cocks!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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