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You could have but that's not actually what you're doing, is it?
Hym "Instead you're using it to recruit shills. They are necessarily the weakest people with the least integrity. You scoop yourself up a shill. The next person dies. Scoop up another shill. The next person stabbed up some people. 10 people die. Scoop up a shill. Bang bang bang. 12 people die. You scoop up another shill. You got a bucket of shills but every time you're reminded what you're doing you cry like a bitch. It's like you're trying to stop a flood but cupping your hands and sticking your arms out."
The Next Person by Hym Iam December 16, 2024
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Double it and give it to the next person 

“Double it and give it to the next person” started off as a tiktok trend where the video creator would walk up to random people asking them if they want an amount of money (say $5), or if they’d rather “double it” (as in double the value) “or give it to the next person” (the next person the creator will choose for the video). So, if the first person declined and gave it to the next person, that next person would choose between $10 or passing it on. This would continue until someone chose to keep the money.

These videos evolved and creators used more ridiculous items instead of money, for example, hot dogs or something else that a person would clearly not want and thus would “double and give to the next person”. This is where the meme emerged.

Now, many people will comment “double it and give it to the next person” on tiktoks or reels to express that the video is describing a situation they would not want to be in. In other words, it’s another way of saying “I’d hate to be that guy”
Man: “My wife cheated on me and is pregnant with his child, but I have to take care of the baby financially because he’s incarcerated.”

Commenter: “Double it and give it to the next person”

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

double it and pass it to the next person 

When someone looks like you copied them and pasted them and made them bestfriends. usually used towards white utah blonde girls.
Guy: hey jake did you see cates new tiktok with emma. they look like they just double it and pass it to the next person.
Jake: do they really look that similar?
Guy: yeah they're blonde white utah girls.

National slap the next person you see day

Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*

The person sitting next to me

Mikes playing the worlds smallest F1 game
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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