the narc 

a guy who follows you around when he is un invited, who will just randomly come and spoil the mood. he will find you even if u leae no trail.

im looking for julian
which julian? julian the narc?

the narc by philly cheese steak September 21, 2006

Ziggy the Narc 

The man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers.

Also called Pierre le Toque.

Used by some hippies to make their friends paranoid.

You know why they put Ziggy the Narc's picture on these papers? To keep an eye on you hippies.

Ziggy the Narc by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

MARK THE NARC 

A person who blames you for something that had nothing to do with you and rings your local doctors clinic and police telling them that you sell pills 💊 to school children down the street.

I got cut off my meds and cops are searching me all the time ,this has mark the narc written all over it .

MARK THE NARC by KEEPitREAL100% September 1, 2022

The Narcissistic "Smirk" 

The look daughter in laws and son in laws have surely seen from their toxic in laws. Usually, you'll catch them glaring at you with this smirk after they've completely insulted you. Always making sure to slip the smirk in when nobody is watching. You're now the only one who has caught the smirk and if you bring it up you're the crazy one! It is the most sickening thing to witness because when you see this smirk. You KNOW everything they said was intentional and meant to hurt you. You have to wonder how anyone could operate like this and nobody catches it or says anything about it. You definitely know it when you see it! Trust me!

You: Surprises mil with family member coming for a visit (Over Seas flight...)

Mil: Hears you planned it multiple times, that you tried hard to make the surprise special!
Mil: Runs to son immediately after hearing that and thanks him. With a showy display of hugs and kisses :D
You: Confused but they are typically shitty so whatever (Can't say you didn't try! Right?!)
Husband: Looks at mother says "You know I wasn't the one to put this whole thing together why are you thanking me like this, you know my (Wife) did it!

Mil: Looks at me & goes "Oh really!?" (She already knows it was you but loves to play stupid like this and deliberately ignore the obvious) SOOO... she stands there for a minute looks at you and gives you The Narcissistic "Smirk" and walks out of the room without another word.

At the end of the night (a 4 hour long night in which they only spoke their language in front of you and across you at the dinner table so you were just left sitting there in silence as to not make the family member who just flew HOURS uncomfortable) THATS when she gives you a half assed "Thank you" through her teeth at the door... through you guessed it, The Narcissistic "Smirk"!!!

You: Realize there was never anything that would ever make this woman think you deserve any kind of basic etiquette.
You: No Contact anymore & thriving!

Nobody deserves behavior like this you included!!

The Narcissistic "Smirk" by FollowYourIntuitionThe1stTime! January 16, 2023

the narcoleptic 

This is a sexual trick a girl plays on her male partner when he is either selfish or just for kicks. The girl gets the male excited and goes down like she is going to give him head. She gets his dick in her mouth and just leaves it there - no sucking or licking or anything. The guy will have terrible blues and the girl just keeps pretending to be asleep even if he pleads with her.

"I wanted to make him mad so I pulled the narcoleptic on him the other night."

the narcoleptic by kelly deutschbag miller July 22, 2003

Carry Underground Narcotics Together 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Carry Underground Narcotics Together 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

Carry Underground Narcotics Together 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025